Avgerage 10-20% Booking Rate Across Industries
We Book Highly Qualified Meetings With Coconuts. It's Nuts!
Outreach your prospects have never received before.
Yep - A Plastic Foot!Used in 3 seperate campaigns - average of 12% meeting booking rate for marketing agencies
Yep - A Custom Vinyl Record!Used in countless campaigns - Booked 12 Enterprise meeting for a cybersecurity firm in 6 months
Yep - A Coconut!One of our favourites. Works in every industry we've tried.
How We Book Calls?
Cold emails flopping?
Cold calls giving you frostbite?
Direct mail feeling like sending messages into the void?That’s because you’re not standing out. We fixed that.We use Lumpy Mail—outrageous, impossible-to-ignore packages that make your dream clients go:"Okay, I HAVE to open this..."This means you get through to:✅ The most valuable clients
✅ The hardest-to-reach decision-makers
✅ People who actually need what you do
✅ Clients you’d actually enjoy working withAnd after we send these out?They’ll thank you for reaching out
They’ll pick up the phone and book meetings
They’ll convert (and at GOOD rates)We bring:🔥 Proven, tested campaigns
🔥 Follow-up strategies that actually work (half the battle, won)
🔥 Full logistics handled—so you just close dealsWe help you land your Top 100 clients. Ready to stop blending in and start standing out?